The Ugly Truth

The ugly truth is that I have digressed to a point where I found that movie ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS. Love it.

I Can Only Restrain Myself for So Long

Look at those amazing green eyes! People would kill for those eyes (or at least they should).

By the way, this is an old photo.. my family lives on the East coast, we do not live in a trailer park, and we have all of our teeth... therefore, we do not have a Christmas tree or Christmas lights in July. (I know that was offensive. It's called a joke.)

And I Randomly Become a Food Blog

*This is not permanent. I just wanted to share one of my favorite dessert recipes.*

I stumbled across this recipe on a great food blog last summer. I made a lot of the recipes on the site, but this was by far my favorite. Below I have included my own photo from when I made it. If you click on the title of the recipe, it will bring you to the blog where I found this amazing recipe. I did my best with the photo, but it was my first attempt at capturing food, so the quality leaves a lot to be desired. If you want a better photo, I suggest you go to the original blog. And just so you know, the photos cannot do justice to how good this dessert is, no matter how good the photo is!

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake Bars

THE RECIPE TO END ALL RECIPES

In Case Santa Was Watching

So I'm walking down the aisle at work tonight, after the store has closed, and I find $10. (No, this is not the "and then I found $5" trick to make a story sound better-I really found $10). But so instead of keeping that $10 like L suggested, I TURNED IT IN TO MY BOSS. Who does that? Seriously? Like someone is really going to go to the Lost and Found for their $10 bill. At least I get it in 30 days if no one claims it!

Another more important question: why am I so excited over this $10?

Because I have no life...

TV

Is it weird that I am finding Discovery's Time Warp extremely fascinating today? Shhh, don't tell my father.

And yes, that is the second TV show I have posted about today. It's my vacation and the weather is crappy; I'm allowed.

"Today" with...

Where did Hoda go? I cannot watch the Today Show at 11 without her. She makes Kathie Lee bearable. Come backkkkk (the extra k's are to emphasize my whine).

Rain, Rain, GO AWAY

I need to vent. The rain is driving me crazy. I feel gypped, like this summer never even existed. I am still pale white and I have barely been able to do anything outside from running to kayaking to biking to TANNING AT THE BEACH. It is ridiculous how much rain we have had. I mean I could understand it and even tolerate it, if I lived in Seattle or London, but I don't. There is nothing to do around here when it rains, so I cannot wait for either the rain to end or the summer to end. Either or. I just can't take another rainy day around here!

Cause every dog sits like this...

Just Because...

Sydney is so adorable. How can you not love her.

DUH

When you're going for a walk on a bike path, it's very important to remember that it is not a loop. You can't just quit when your legs are really tired. You have to turn around and walk ALL THE WAY BACK.

Mutant Flower

NOOOOOOO

How/why did I become addicted to caffeine? How could I have let this happen?!?

Sydney

Today

This Is Dangerous...

I have discovered Picnik.

The Danger of Yearbooks...

My father was a slut.

TGT

They wear red and khaki in hell.

They Win Again

Forgot bug spray today for our hike. Angels' bite total:0. My total: 10+. Fair.

Thought of the Day

The last time that I changed my earrings was at least three days ago. Today I realized I had two different earrings on. Thanks a lot to all of you who have seen me the last few days, laughed to yourself about how weird I am, and FAILED TO POINT IT OUT TO ME.

You Know How Much I LOVE to Lose...

It is humiliating to lose to an eight year old at Guitar Hero. It is even more humiliating seeing as how he plays using one finger.